The Plan
Since this isn’t a well-planned or thought-out weekend, there’s really just a rough itinerary: some people get into town on Thursday and we go to the town’s bar, the Snowshoe. There’s going to be a meet-and-greet party at Grampa Grunts Lodge on Friday night, ski on Saturday followed by the waterpark after skiing then a big gay dance party in town Saturday night. Sunday? Ski if you want or just be hungover and get out.
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FRIDAy
DAYTIME:
Most people arrive on Friday –try to get out of work a bit early! People check-in, gather, pre-party at their inns/lodges. This is where you will meet the guy that you will decide is going to be your weekend crush.
NIGHTIME:
GRAMPA GRUNTS! We have fully rented out Grampa Grunts Lodge, so come Friday night to party at one of the East Coast’s most legendary and crazy ski hostels. This is where the guy that you decided will be your weekend crush will teach you a valuable life lesson about resource scarcity as he sucks face with somebody who is not you. But don’t worry, that’s why you already figured out your plans B, C, and D –and alcohol will figure the rest out for you. Drinking games, loud music, quick jaunts to the sauna… Grampa Grunts is a special kind of crazy.
saturday
DAYTIME: SKI! Jay Peak gets the most snow of any mountain on the east coast and is legendary for its ‘open mountain skiing’ policy. But most people don’t ski, so don’t sweat it if you don’t. There’s still lots to do in town, like hike, snowshoe, booze, 420. You could just hang out, meet new friends and enemies, and sleep with both. There are SO many ways you could get hurt!
EARLY EVENING: Jay Peak also has New England’s largest indoor waterpark. We’re going to gay-bomb it after skiing on Saturday. We should be there around 3pm-8pm. You don’t have to pay to enjoy the bar, so stop in regardless of whether you buy a ticket to the park itself. There’s outdoor and indoor hot tub complexes, pools, slides/activities and a fully stocked bar with bartenders who know how to pour a strong drink. There are SO many ways you could get hurt!
SATURDAY NIGHT PARTY - MEN & FUR
The big party is Sat. night. It’s at 10pm and will go until at least 2am. I can’t tell you where this party will be held, but it’s walking distance from everything, there’s room in the facility to change (so you don’t have to walk through the snow in your outfit). The party is BYOB and will go pretty much all night. The theme, as always: “MEN+FUR” see the photo gallery for inspiration.
sunday
Walk of shame you dumb slut.